Anybody here ever been to JAIL before?

[BIG H]

Ive been arrested twice but have never been to jail. I was drunk and disorderly both times. I only deserved to be arrested the one time though. The other time the police were being a bit out of order and making an example of me. I went to court twice and got cautioned both times. Never charged nor put in jail. But I did vomit in the police cell on one of those occasions.

Miles, you're a proper piss head aint ya

Ive had my moments, yes.

Still 6 years overseas and never been arrested once!