Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

[Gandalf]

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Yes, they do wear very short skirts and lots of the players don't seem to be wearing a bra. I see nipples everywhere.

Sex sells I guess. The same goes for athletics, women where 'em short and tight. Women's volleyball in the olympics is like that. Basketball is one exception. I think it's kind of silly what they have to wear, it detracts from the sport, but the women don't seem to mind. More money in their pocket?

Probably Wimbledon is the only tennis event that forces the women to wear short white skirts. It's pretty pretentious that way.

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.