Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

[Gandalf]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

I was just having some banter with Booze in that post. That was all.

The womens clothing is designed a certain way. And the uniforms are a bit sexist. Going by how the women dress the men should be playing in their undies with a miniscule kilt for protection. But that is not the game we get.

I was blase in that it really is just the tennis I am interested in. Maybe I'm just weird!