Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

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Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

Fine. I don't really "mind" either. Although I would sympathize of they complained about having to wear the stuff. But I'm sure we agree that in no way are the outfits chosen to optimize athletic performance.

I was just having some banter with Booze in that post. That was all.

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OK I missed that you were responding to booze, and not me. Anyways we're on the same page. enjoy the tennis, for whatever you get out of it.