ice crea, ıce cream and more ıce cream. throw ın alot of cheese and chocolate.
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Re: How to gain 5kg in seven weeks?
ice crea, ıce cream and more ıce cream. throw ın alot of cheese and chocolate.
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If you win you get a grand? Money thats already yours to begin with right?
You should change the bet. I gain five kilo's and I get to riffle one up the Gary, hows that?
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Haha, that would likely get me a slap!Originally Posted by Memphis
If you win you get a grand? Money thats already yours to begin with right?
You should change the bet. I gain five kilo's and I get to riffle one up the Gary, hows that?
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Eat a lot of high salt food to increase water retention and eat a lot of foods that will block your bowels and constipate you.
Make sure you're hydrated, you've eaten and not been to the toliet right before you get weighed. Easy
Big difference between gaining 5kg of cellular mass and carrying an extra 5kg on top of the scales.
PS, your wife is using reverse psychology on you, she don't want no twiggy girly man.
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And eat your largest meal just before retiring to bed.
If when you get home from England and if you lose the bet; you can kill her and eat her,
its a win /win.
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It was me ranting on about food deprivation and who suggested the bet. She just laughed at me as she thought I was on a flight of fancy. Little did she know that it was no idle declaration. I am a hungry man on a serious mission. She won't be laughing when she finds her handbag money is being spent on music equipment.
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Adam that's not nice your diet will just make him full of shit.
Last edited by Dia bando; 04-21-2012 at 02:25 PM.
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Good luck mate....she'll be well happy on your return....
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Eat all the time including snacks and crap McDonald food and do no exercise.
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