How to gain 5kg in seven weeks?

[AdamGB]

Eat a lot of high salt food to increase water retention and eat a lot of foods that will block your bowels and constipate you.

Make sure you're hydrated, you've eaten and not been to the toliet right before you get weighed. Easy

Big difference between gaining 5kg of cellular mass and carrying an extra 5kg on top of the scales.

PS, your wife is using reverse psychology on you, she don't want no twiggy girly man.

[Andre]

And eat your largest meal just before retiring to bed.

If when you get home from England and if you lose the bet; you can kill her and eat her,
its a win /win.

[Gandalf]

It was me ranting on about food deprivation and who suggested the bet. She just laughed at me as she thought I was on a flight of fancy. Little did she know that it was no idle declaration. I am a hungry man on a serious mission. She won't be laughing when she finds her handbag money is being spent on music equipment.

[Dia bando]

Eat a lot of high salt food to increase water retention and eat a lot of foods that will block your bowels and constipate you.

Make sure you're hydrated, you've eaten and not been to the toliet right before you get weighed. Easy

Big difference between gaining 5kg of cellular mass and carrying an extra 5kg on top of the scales.

PS, your wife is using reverse psychology on you, she don't want no twiggy girly man.

Adam that's not nice your diet will just make him full of shit.

[Saddo]

Good luck mate....she'll be well happy on your return....

[Master]

Eat all the time including snacks and crap McDonald food and do no exercise.

[Gandalf]

No way does that man eat grapes.

I am going to avoid McDonald's as I am not venturing home to get what I can get up the road and the service girls in the UK will be nothing compared to what I have seen here. Just not what I'm looking for. I'm thinking curries, kebabs and lots of home cooked muck. I will try and even it all out with plenty of fruit and some cereals.

[Gandalf]

My wife is now trying to renegotiate this agreement. I said that I am more confident than ever that she will lose and she is now having second thoughts. I am holding her to her original promise. She is now trying to impose a penalty on me for failure too. That wasn't part of the agreement. I am resolute. I will reach 78kg which will still see me as an averagely built man of my height.