Any good jokes ????

[boxingbro]

Two English women go on holiday to Jamica, they didn't realise just how hot Jamaica is compared to England, they step off the plane and straight into stifling heat.

They struggle for days to keep cool and resort to just sitting in the shade during the daytime.

A few days in they decide to risk a walk to the beach, when at the beach they notice a big Jamaician lady sat on the beach eating a slice of melon, they walk past the lady and have to do a double take as they notice she's wearing a skirt but no knickers!

One of the English women turns round to the other and says, "Did you notice that? She had no knickers on! Do you think that's how they cope with the heat"? "Let's ask her!" Says the other woman.

They approach the lady and say "excuse me" to which the Jamacian lady says "ya whadda you want"? "We notice you've no knickers on, and me and my friend were wondering if that's to keep you cool"? And she replys "No man it's to keep the flys off me melon"!

Never heard that one before

[roberto duran legend]

Plans have begun for Margaret Thatchers state funeral.It will be the first time ever
that the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.

[Master]

Plans have begun for Margaret Thatchers state funeral.It will be the first time ever
that the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.

Something tells me there will be a lot of these jokes coming from you.

[roberto duran legend]

NEWS JUST IN


''Carol Thatcher has just been hit with the bedroom tax".

[Master]

NEWS JUST IN


''Carol Thatcher has just been hit with the bedroom tax".

Saddo will nick that one too and make out it is his own on another thread.

[Stickgrappler]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued…

"Well, go look in the garage..."

[Stickgrappler]

One friend said to the other, “What is a dilemma, actually?”

He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that. Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other."

"Who are you going to turn your back on?"