this dude wants to train me

[Trainer Monkey]

Ha Ha who are you a magician, good hand speed mmm, do you know what you are talking about There is no way he is getting more than $1000 bucks a fight, think working at MCdonalds would pay more per month. Stop encouraging this idiot making a fool of himself

Are you a mouth breathing drooler?
1000$ down there is a small freaking fortune
His punches loop to much,and he does need work,but that can be worked with,and fixed

Am I a what?? Oh I get it throwing insults now, Hey put your money where your mouth is get this guy and board, am willing to bet he will get his ass kicked again and again

Apparantly you are a mouth breather,he has a trainer,and its bad form to swoop another guys boxer. Im sure as hell not going to do it. He's got a local guy who's been in the ring with some big names, Im not going to burn bridges and make him travel up here to boot.
I dont mind giving him advice,but I wont do that.
By the by,whats your record?