stop me if Ive told you this before ,no dont.

Years ago a new bouncer /door man got a hold of a local in the bar who refused to leave and was just giving cheek; He got him outside and gave him a bit of a beating to be gettingon with. Was in the Elsternwick hotel over here, there is a nice golf course just over the road.
The local thought I cant fight for nuts but fuk can I swing a club . So he got a no 1 wood and broke the thugs coxic off as he bent over to get in his car later that night.

Maybe golf is a sport .