I'm looking for a new drink

[amat]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

[Youngblood]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

[CGM]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

[CutMeMick]

I don't want anything harsh or strong. I'm looking for something nice and smoooothhhhh.....

That's called a blowjob...

[Wayne]

ASSWATER! ASSWATER! ASSWATER!

You won't believe what you put in your mouth when you wrap your lips around a bottle of Asswater. All of the hurling and hangover of ordinary drinking, but none of that nasty inhibition-reducing intoxication. Asswater will quench your thirst and clean you out over and over again, keeping you coming back for more. Just sit down with a bottle of Asswater and you won't be able to get up again until you are done.

Asswater is made in the Swedish Alps, refined in 98 degrees of intense heat and shipped straight to you. Just check the fresh date. You couldn't get it any fresher even if you slurped it out yourself.

Asswater. Because if a milk mustache gets your face on a billboard, imagine what a chocolate one will do.

[Chris Nagel]

you make a good point.

Wait, how did Legion get into that picture? That's much more tempting than some apple in the garden of Eden.

Von, why don't you try irish cream? you can even have some when you wake up.

[Chris Nagel]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

I've seen some on the shelves over here, XXX Molsens. You sure you guy's aren't just spiking the beer?

[CGM]

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

I've seen some on the shelves over here, XXX Molsens. You sure you guy's aren't just spiking the beer?

Yeah we're making some wickedly strong Beer these days. Eight percent alcohol, maybe even stronger. Our standard is 5%. I don't like the taste of the strong stuff myself.

Back in my hard partying days we used to have lots of beer strikes. Then the liquor stores would have only American beer, which was only 3% and watery as piss. Canadian standard was and still is 5%. What to buy? Nothing like being stuck at the drinking place at the side of the river with some buds and a 24 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My understanding is that American Beer has improved somewhat since the old days though.

I always used to chuckle at the differences between some Canadian and American products. Beer and cigarettes in particular were totally different.

[amat]

I don't know much about beer but usually when I drink and I'm able to pick I try to get Steel Reserve which is 8.1 percent alcohol I think, pretty sure. Though I'd much prefer just vodka or something anyways.

Drink vodka straight fuck a long island - Mac Dre. Had to get that in there. How are cigarettes different there?

[CGM]

I don't know much about beer but usually when I drink and I'm able to pick I try to get Steel Reserve which is 8.1 percent alcohol I think, pretty sure. Though I'd much prefer just vodka or something anyways.

Drink vodka straight fuck a long island - Mac Dre. Had to get that in there. How are cigarettes different there?

The difference in smokes is difficult to describe. Very pronounced though. Best I can say is that American smokes tasted more like horseshit.

seriously though, it seemed that American smokes were drier and harsher than Canadian. Lot's of people here now smoke bootleg cigarettes that come from the Indian reservations along the border. They taste a little more like American Cigarettes.

I don't know if the difference between Canadian and American is as pronounced as it used to be though.

[amat]

Senecas? Hella people smoke senecas I think they are called, hella cheap and harsh as all fuck. Disgusting really they are disgusting. I smoke Kamel Reds which are great but harsh but they have a much better taste then Marlboro reds imo and the nicotine buzz is waaaay better.

What are the top brands in Canada?

[TheChosenOne]

rum and dr. pepper is good taste like those kisseys ya use to get for halloween

[CGM]

Senecas? Hella people smoke senecas I think they are called, hella cheap and harsh as all fuck. Disgusting really they are disgusting. I smoke Kamel Reds which are great but harsh but they have a much better taste then Marlboro reds imo and the nicotine buzz is waaaay better.

What are the top brands in Canada?

Probably Players. Export, Matinee, Peter Jackson, are a few others. I really don't pay attention any more. There's lots of brands, and the law says they cannot even be displayed in the store any more. They have to ne kept under the counter or hidden, at least in Toronto. But like I say, the bootlegs are taking over, cause there is no tax. I haven't bought a pack of smokes in a long time, so I'm not sure, but a 20 pack can run you around 8 dollars or more, while bootlegs cost maybe 3 dollars.

anyways, back to the subject of the thread which is booze, I find Bourbon and egg nog makes a great Christmas drink.

[kingfrnk]

I don't know much about beer but usually when I drink and I'm able to pick I try to get Steel Reserve which is 8.1 percent alcohol I think, pretty sure. Though I'd much prefer just vodka or something anyways.

Drink vodka straight fuck a long island - Mac Dre. Had to get that in there. How are cigarettes different there?

The difference in smokes is difficult to describe. Very pronounced though. Best I can say is that American smokes tasted more like horseshit.

seriously though, it seemed that American smokes were drier and harsher than Canadian. Lot's of people here now smoke bootleg cigarettes that come from the Indian reservations along the border. They taste a little more like American Cigarettes.

I don't know if the difference between Canadian and American is as pronounced as it used to be though.

no Newports??

[kingfrnk]

Sorry bro my alcohol diet consist of just whatever is available at the time I want to drink. Not being 21 has it's disadvantages.

Move to Canada amat. We'll let ya get shit-faced legal like, before we ship you off to war.

I'd say we could teach those Yanks a thing or two about drinking. Three or four Canadian strength beers and they'd be on their butt.

i know i will but i like being drunk though. actually about 4 coronas and im outta there.