Danny, not to distract from this wonderful debate or anything... but I have some questions.

What the hell is 'go and lay an egg mean' supposed to mean? Is it meant to be insulting or is it meant to give off the impression that you're a senile 85 year old who's only company is the litter of cats who's shit she lives in?

Also

How is your understanding of Biology so poor? You keep referring to a group of monkeys and suggesting that they lay eggs?

I'm pretty sure that Mammals can't lay eggs but seeing as your repatoir of insults resembles that of a senile cat lady peppered with liberal use of the word 'fag' I suppose it would be unfair of me to further judge your limited IQ.