Bad joke

[Kel]

I don't get it....

I'm tired, got sunstroke and can't get in bed because I'm red raw with sunburn, maybe that's why but I read it four times.

[Andre]

I don't get it....

I'm tired, got sunstroke and can't get in bed because I'm red raw with sunburn, maybe that's why but I read it four times.

Tomato juice mate,rub it in. alovera too.

[Kel]

I don't get it....

I'm tired, got sunstroke and can't get in bed because I'm red raw with sunburn, maybe that's why but I read it four times.

Tomato juice mate,rub it in. alovera too.

Thanks for the advice mate. Feel better today, I don't have any tommys in or aloe vera just a shit load of after sun. I was out in the sun for 11 hours playing football and drinking, even my lips are burnt, what the fuck is that all about? My own fault

Cheers Chris, how I could not work that out is beyond me, I went back to it loads of times

[Preme]

a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The Bear turned to the rabbit and said "excuse me, do you have a porblem with shit sticking to your fur?" "No" the rabbit replied; So the bear picked up the rabbit and whiped his arse with with it!

[Kel]

a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The Bear turned to the rabbit and said "excuse me, do you have a porblem with shit sticking to your fur?" "No" the rabbit replied; So the bear picked up the rabbit and whiped his arse with with it!

I don't get it.

[Andre]

a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The Bear turned to the rabbit and said "excuse me, do you have a porblem with shit sticking to your fur?" "No" the rabbit replied; So the bear picked up the rabbit and whiped his arse with with it!

I don't get it.

Kel hahaha I find even what you wrote as funny.
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Humour is always at some one elses expense, in this case the Easter Bunny is being used for toilet paper.
See it does stick to the Bears Fur and he hates the fact he is jealous cause the rabbits shit comes out in neat little balls, I mean what else could a poor bear do really?

Kel you know how elephent crap comes out sort of square?
And dogs crap is like an icecream whirl.
And rabbit shit comes out in little pea shapes.
Do you know why that is dont you?

[Chris Nagel]

What amazes me more than the answer, is that you sure know your shit Andre.

[Chris Nagel]

I don't get it....

I'm tired, got sunstroke and can't get in bed because I'm red raw with sunburn, maybe that's why but I read it four times.

The son got the police to do the digging to help his old man out.