Why do women tennis players grunt so noisily?

[Gandalf]

Women want to wear things like this all the time. They love the attention. A sport with rules like this is perfect for the glory-hunting bloddsucking woman.

Booze is the man!

I don't really mind what women wear, I just want to watch a game of tennis without the neighbours thinking I'm watching a slow motion porn flick on high volume.

as if they can overhear your tele over the roar of the produce trucks...

Hahaha!

The only problem is that Wimbledon is on from about 9pm my time and goes on until the early hours which is the time during which those bastard food sellers go away. And is also the most likely time the strange foreign man will be playing noisy tennis porn.

It's Andy Murray against some other guy. So I'm okay right now.