Famous Deaths Since I Became A Saddo's Junkie

[X]

I bought a chess set the other day. I started eating it but it tasted horrible, so I took it back to the shop and said, "Here, this is stale mate."
The shop-keeper said, "No it's not."
I said, "Yes it is. Check mate."

[El Kabong]

....and you didn't even mention the boxers who have died

[Youngblood]

I bought a chess set the other day. I started eating it but it tasted horrible, so I took it back to the shop and said, "Here, this is stale mate."
The shop-keeper said, "No it's not."
I said, "Yes it is. Check mate."

lol so cheesy. yet so funny.