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Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves
That's pretty funny. The part in bold really cracked me up for some strange reason.
There is so many weird hypothesis running around a potential big brother house here that I am seriously starting to crave for it to really happen.... somehow. Especially as I've been able thus far to stay away from the creepy scenarios
It would probably be very funny, especially considering you have a bunch of people who have been here for a good while and who have built up their personas over thousands of posts. It's a fascinating idea imagining how they might gel as real people in the real world (not that a Big Brother house is the real world ).