But was he swimming with dolphins while wearing a bracelet?
But was he swimming with dolphins while wearing a bracelet?
Well in typical Amazon awesomness less than 24 hours after ordering all three bracelets have arrived.
I put them all on my right wrist, with my watch on the left. From a soley objective point of view they look ridiculous, especially with my grossly undersized wrists. The article also said one bracelet wasn't enough, you needed several, so I have three on one wrist......to start with. Maybe I will buy a bunch more and try and get all the way up to my elbow. I'm happy to try anything to pull a nice looking girl, but they feel so awkward and ungainly on my arm that even if I did score with them I would probably lose her in the time it took to take them all off prior to screwing her, which I'd need to do as they'd be rattling all over the place.
Anyway ho hum, let's see how it goes.....
Got to say this seems like a lot of effort... Usually when two people share a genuine, mutual attraction to each other not a lot is required in my experience other one or both of them noticing. From thetethings just tend to happen naturally.
Where I'm from dressing like a native african tribesman zulu space pirate warrior who's just ran through a charity shop with his eyes closed is more likely to leave you picking up your teeth than picking up women.
If you're looking for a meaningful relationahip then I'd say forget this shit and if you're looking for a one night stand then a course of steroids and sunbeds would probably work better and leave you with less physical deformitys as a result.
This sounds like it only works on retards/women with low self esteem, neither of which are worth this much effort.a woman would have to of been living under a rock not to know exactly what the ugly bloke sat in the corner 'ignoring her' wearing a glow in the dark feather boa's crack is.
Like I said last time I reckon this only works on fattys/munters because its a helpfull way of letting them know you're as desperate as they are. Hope this helps.![]()
I don't know why you do it to yourself. Just as the Dakota Fanning joke was dying down, you slap this beauty on the forum
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