Reality Hit Home Regarding the GREAT MIKE TYSON Story

[ross]

Of course opponents got scared of Tyson, he was a master at Shirts off Showdowns. Fuck whatever happened in the ring, that is largely unimportant, what happens out of the ring is where the action is, no pun intended.

In a lot of ways, Mike Tyson and a real man, such as myself, have a lot in common. We are both just under 6 foot (Mike registered at 5 11 and a half, and me at 5 foot 4) and bother have similiar sized guns (Mikes are 17 inches and mine are 11.4 inches when pumped) and both never made it to the olympics.

In Mikes last police photo, they had him at 5,9"

[Master]

Of course opponents got scared of Tyson, he was a master at Shirts off Showdowns. Fuck whatever happened in the ring, that is largely unimportant, what happens out of the ring is where the action is, no pun intended.

In a lot of ways, Mike Tyson and a real man, such as myself, have a lot in common. We are both just under 6 foot (Mike registered at 5 11 and a half, and me at 5 foot 4) and bother have similiar sized guns (Mikes are 17 inches and mine are 11.4 inches when pumped) and both never made it to the olympics.

In Mikes last police photo, they had him at 5,9"

Someone who actually met him said he was 5ft 6.

[ono]

Of course opponents got scared of Tyson, he was a master at Shirts off Showdowns. Fuck whatever happened in the ring, that is largely unimportant, what happens out of the ring is where the action is, no pun intended.

In a lot of ways, Mike Tyson and a real man, such as myself, have a lot in common. We are both just under 6 foot (Mike registered at 5 11 and a half, and me at 5 foot 4) and bother have similiar sized guns (Mikes are 17 inches and mine are 11.4 inches when pumped) and both never made it to the olympics.

In Mikes last police photo, they had him at 5,9"

Someone who actually met him said he was 5ft 6.

Yeah but was he working on a carnival stall at the time?


Edit: That'll probably fly over most peoples head

[Fantana]

Of course opponents got scared of Tyson, he was a master at Shirts off Showdowns. Fuck whatever happened in the ring, that is largely unimportant, what happens out of the ring is where the action is, no pun intended.

In a lot of ways, Mike Tyson and a real man, such as myself, have a lot in common. We are both just under 6 foot (Mike registered at 5 11 and a half, and me at 5 foot 4) and bother have similiar sized guns (Mikes are 17 inches and mine are 11.4 inches when pumped) and both never made it to the olympics.

In Mikes last police photo, they had him at 5,9"

Which one is Tyson The guy on the left is obv spidey from corrie also.



Why did you need to bring his height in and reduce it a couple of inches? Do you think I added a few inches to my official height, cos that is a bullshit rumour Mark TKO made up.

Maybe Tyson lied, I don't know, maybe this is why Teddy Atlas jumped on the ropes and shouted "DONT U FUCKING DO IT" cos Tyson was about to take his shoes off and not quit.