Reality Hit Home Regarding the GREAT MIKE TYSON Story

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Of course opponents got scared of Tyson, he was a master at Shirts off Showdowns. Fuck whatever happened in the ring, that is largely unimportant, what happens out of the ring is where the action is, no pun intended.

In a lot of ways, Mike Tyson and a real man, such as myself, have a lot in common. We are both just under 6 foot (Mike registered at 5 11 and a half, and me at 5 foot 4) and bother have similiar sized guns (Mikes are 17 inches and mine are 11.4 inches when pumped) and both never made it to the olympics.

In Mikes last police photo, they had him at 5,9"

Someone who actually met him said he was 5ft 6.

Yeah but was he working on a carnival stall at the time?


Edit: That'll probably fly over most peoples head