What do you chumps do for work?

[Nameless]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

[Andre]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

That's one of the most ludicrous example of coercion I've ever heard.

Yeah you should of said "Ehh you shutta ya face, I go to killa you make"!

[C-Lo]

Since I graduated 3 years ago, I've held a couple of positions, all of which were completely different fields.

1) Health Inspector: Job sucked, hours were awesome though, the office was depressing.

2) Senior Health Advisor: I actually enjoyed this job. I was temporarily transferred to this department while I was still a Health Inspector in the Township.

3) Account Manager for a Computer Firm: Sweet lord this was good money! I worked at home and moved at my own pace. Too bad they got such a big offer to sell the company which was what they did.

4) Warehouse Director: This is what I currently do. I basically run a warehouse for a kitchen cabinet distributor. Good money, terrible hours, tons of pressure, but I'm essentially the boss so it's the perfect mixture of a love it/hate it job.

5) I also coach my former college's men's volleyball team. Luckily, my job works with me during season and let's my assistant handle my responsibilities.

Sales Manager (and clit inspector)

Hey, I do that too but only part-time.

I'm a team leader of group that maintains a customer database for a global software company/ninja/ass model.

AWESOME! I think Ninja is the perfect word. All those consonants are perfectly placed and are such STRONG letters.

I rewire the electrics in houses (a sparky some might call it), its a good way to meet chicks, trust me i have some stories to tell. Sometimes when work slows down, i take my van out and do a bit of scrap metal dealing (pikey style)

I was actually just watching a vid where the electrician finished the job and the wife had no money to pay him. You see where I'm going from here...