Long Distance Relationships

[Gandalf]

My advice is to start bangin' around the minute she leaves.
It saves you regretting the wasted time when the inevitable happens.

I pretty much agree with this.

You're in no position to tell him to start fucking as soon as possible

Very good point. How can Ono, the king of elongated sexual preludes agree with banging as soon as she leaves? Haha, it would take him a year to make a move!

In my own case, I would do no such thing, but I would try to have more friends and just go to the pub without feeling any pressure.