Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub talking about having sex with there wives. The Englishman say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers a foot of the bed with pleasure. The Scotsman not to be outdone say's when I have sex with my wife she hovers 2 foot over the bed with pleasure. The Irishman say's that's nothing when I've finished having sex with my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!