An old Germen man is walking up the stairs trying to get to his apartment. On the way up he sees two 11 year old girls (one jew, one black) sitting on the stairs doing home work.

Black girl: You almost finish yet? I'm done with my family tree

Jew girl: That's cuz your family tree is easier to do

Black girl: Why you say that?

Jew girl: Cuz you got a big family. If you need help you got your parents, your grand parents and even your great grand parents you can go to. I don't even have grand parents

Black girl: That is so sad

Jew girl: It is. I would do anything for a chance to talk to my great grand parents. I'll even suck a dick

Soon as he heard that the old man grabbed the jewish girl by her wrist. Took her inside his apartment and sat her in front of his oven.

You got 5 minutes to talk to your relatives and than I'm sticking my dick in your mouth