Kid thunder

[Dark Lord Al]

Trainer Monkey bloke

Is there any chance you could train me via PM. I fancy being a pro boxer but have no experience and have seen the wonders you have done for Andrew.

I know with your backing I can become a true legimate like Andrew with his trailer belt.I just need to find a promotor in the UK who will run an equivalent, maybe the HTF (Homeless Tramp Federation)

Now I have never thrown a punch but come in at 234 lbs at 5ft 10. I like to think of myself undertall and not medically obese. I'm sure with you advising me on my diet I can get down to a reasonable weight, at many tramps cant afford food , so I would struggle to get an opponent.

I do have access to a heavy bad and gloves at work so can film a video next week and upload here and you could train me in my quest to become champion.

I look forward to hearing back from you with any advice for an upcoming pro

Plop once again you show your excellent wit , oustanding post.

Dark Lord,

I was being serious, I have spent the day on a rack trying to increase my height, so my BMI would reduce. It was hard work, so hard that I went and bought a large Doner Kebab for tea, with lots of mayo on.

I am now ready for my first session with TM, but fear after your comment he will not take me seriously

Cut down on the turds and u will soon lose weight.